This Week’s Headlines & One-Liners

 

The Raw Water Movement is Incredibly Ridiculous and Incredibly Dangerous

You’ve got to be shitting … me.

Raw Water Movement

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iguanas in Florida becoming Frozen, Falling from Trees

As the late, great Mitch Hedberg would say, “My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen iguana. I said, ‘No, but I want a regular iguana later … so, yeah.'”

Iguanas in Florida Becoming Frozen, Falling From Trees During Cold Snap

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Truck Frozen in Mud has Only a Few Months before it’s Under Water

I wonder what’s on it’s bucket list.

New Truck Frozen In Mud Has Only A Few Months Before It's Under Water

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today is National Trivia Day

That’s a trivial fact.

60 Amazing Facts for National Trivia Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cheating Warning: New Partners most likely to Stray after this Many Months

After 9 months.

Cheating warning: New partners most likely to stray after this many months

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Signs Your Co-Worker has a Job Interview Today

When your co-worker writes a vague Facebook status saying, “Please send good vibes my way today!”

7 Warning Signs that Your Employees are About to Quit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Female Pop Star Arrested in Egypt over ‘Sexually Suggestive’ Music Video

I guess she didn’t know how to walk like an Egyptian.

Female pop star arrested in Egypt over 'sexually suggestive' music video

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This New Search Engine will Plant a Tree Every Time You Use It

New search engine will give only shady results.

This new search engine will plant a tree every time you use it Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/03/this-new-search-engine-will-plant-a-tree-every-time-you-use-it-7197987/?ito=cbshare Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Women are Eating McDonald’s after Sex because They Think It’ll Get Them Pregnant

After all, it is cheaper to eat hormone injected meat than to go to a fertility doctor.

Women are eating McDonald’s fries after sex because they think they’ll help them get pregnant Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/02/women-eating-mcdonalds-fries-sex-think-help-get-pregnant-7196686/?ito=cbshare Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/