SPOILER ALERT: Their parents are alive!
Doctors are now replacing anti-depressants with Sunions. Side effects of this onion are a sunny disposition with uncontrollable laughter.
Getting head costs you extra.
This gut holds 24.
That’s why his performance was so bad.
“Alternative” and “Facts” are two actual words. Are you sure it’s not covfefe?
And they still never come over.
Because people who poop in public will really pay attention to signs.
Of course! I had forgotten. That’s where I tucked away all of my birthday cash.
Because white is a light color.
‘Cause baby there ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you.
Instead Disneyland employees say, “Good question. My cerebral cortex has seemed to fail me. My occipital lobe tells me you should ask the employee over there.”
Trump – always needing to one-up his predecessors – builds an Iron Wall because an Iron Curtain sounded “too wimpy.”
Nothing new; White House has struggled to mute themselves for 12 months.
Dude misses flight after hanging hammock at airport to get some rest.
“Lying is okay if it advances the kingdom of God.” This has been the Gospel of Moore. Praise be to you Lord Stephen Bannon. Amen.
Don’t worry. Zoo officials stopped the ‘monkeying around’ before someone got hurt.
He was a winner with the runs.
Woman bathes only once a year so Taiwanese man will divorce her.
“This relationship stinks!” couple exclaims.
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