Donald Trump accused of Fabricating Praise after Claiming to receive Letters from TV Hosts
Shouldn’t we know by now to assume everything that comes out of his mouth is fabricated?
Steven Spielberg gives Oprah his Full Endorsement for Presidential Run
A Spielberg endorsement is always epic.
A Comedian Walks into a Pub, Buys it and turns it into a Comedy Club
Comedian takes Delorean back to 1985 to take advantage of booming comedy club years.
Laxative Coca-Cola is Catching On in Japan as a Health Drink
You’ve got to be shitting me.
Diet Coke’s sales shrink as customers waistlines stay the same.
Trump says He’ll take a ‘Strong Look’ at Libel Laws in Response to Book
I’m surprised Trump knows the difference between libel and slander. Someone must have told him.
Man declared Dead Three Times Starts Snoring in Mortuary Body Bag
The doctors eventually just declared the man dead tired.
Judge Rules against Trump Administration on Rescinding DACA
Judge deports Trump’s dumb-ass idea.
Male Sex Robots with Unstoppable Bionic Penises are Coming this Year
“Unstoppable Bionic Penises!” If you weren’t afraid of penises before, you will be now.
Trump to Order Better Access to Mental Health Care for Veterans
Hopefully it’s better mental health care than what he’s provided for himself.
Five Women who could Challenge Oprah Winfrey for President
According to the DNC, it can either be Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or Hillary Clinton.
The Weeknd Cuts Ties with H&M After Racist Ad: ‘Shocked and Embarrassed’
The rest of the week still deciding if it will cut ties too.
Anything supposedly edible.
Tiffany Trump appears to Confirm Author Michael Wolff’s claims her Father Eats McDonald’s in Bed
Isn’t that where we all shame eat McDonald’s?
You’re More Likely to Retire Wealthy if You Do This One Thing
Win the lottery
Mike Tyson Is Building a 40-Acre California Weed Resort
He should be careful that he doesn’t bite off more than he can chew.
Tyson with the munchies! Cover your ears!
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