Lonely, Odd-Shaped Carrot Seeks Love

 

Hello my name is Pete. I’m the odd-shaped carrot that is always the last one in the bag and usually gets tossed aside. I’m tired of feeling alone so I’m taking the initiative to go out and find that perfect match.

I’m a hard, root vegetable seeking a luscious, juicy mouth who is up for a titillating, taste bud adventure.

I enjoy naked dips in hummus and love to go on hikes. I’m always game for an orgy with dressing, lettuce, tomato, onion and the occasional crouton.

If this wets your appetite, message me at OddShapedVegetablesLookingForLove.com