A Story of Unlikely Love & a Sinking Ship of their Own Creation

When the soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump and Vice President Mike Pence first met, they weren’t even sure if they would like each other. But they both knew there would be power in their relationship.
In the beginning of their journey, Trump and Pence started enjoying the ride. “I’m the king of the world,” Trump announced. From that day forward, it was so. Pence looked on longingly hoping that it would soon be his turn.
Pence, thinking he was the one-and-only true patriot, took the jersey of Tom Brady, the heart of the New England team.
Then one night, they heard a loud crash and their ship began to sink. “See you sucka!” said Trump. “No chance for you being the king of the world now. You go down with the ship.”